Somehow, I knew I shouldn’t do this 
. Could it be worse?? “Fat Hips Rivers” 
. At least, I sit here and can’t stop laughing .
Back to work!
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@brianlarsen
Hey Brian.
On the other hand if you stick to Country, your wife will run off with your best friend, you’ll reverse your truck over your dog as you go out looking for her and your truck will then break down. In your despair you’ll get drunk with a gambler who’ll take all your money in exchange for some dodgy lifestyle advice.
Better to stick to 60s pop. Meet a girl, hold her hand, fall in love and live happily ever after. 
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