I’m the guy the drummers hang out with…
if i don’t count it ain’t funny…
I have an effect on everything…
can make your heart bleed or make your face smile in one breath…
Edit:If there ever has to be an 18+ version 
, I’m in a kind of loop with not neat sentences… And I have a subscription ,so if I come up with a good one later, you give the course to someone else.
Person who says with the strings what a writer says with the pen.
Guitarist:
Cuz there’s usually 2 definitions in the dictionary, right? 
Call it a Guitar
Call it a Ax
Call it a Six String
I Call it My Passion
Someone who can play Wonderwall
Someone with an unhealthy obsession with… sorry, did you say something? I was thinking about playing.
Someone who is wise enough not trying to play Stairway to heaven while trying a guitar out in a guitar shop 
Someone that wants every guitar they see
Someone that has completed JustinGuitar Beginners Grade 1
Guitarist -
A right plucker!
Even though I have a sub I will give it a go for fun!
Guitarist - person suffering chronic guitar buying syndrome.
Guitarist: someone who would rather be playing guitar right now.
“If you can read this I forgot my Guitar”
Someone that knows ALL the chords 
And I only know 3 chords.
Quote “Cheech and Chong”
Someone that knows that the Easter Bunny Gets Drunk After Easter
3 Chords
1000 Songs
Sore Fingers
Happy Heart
Gordon I thought you would have said “someone with sairfingers”
Subbed already for life but my 2 cents
Eleven Guitars
. . Classical GAS
. . . Simples
Guitars, not guns!
Someone with unusually high skill at making sounds using a piece of wood with strings on it.