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Apologies for that, Andrea.
The AI fuelled brianlarsonbot has been stealing and tampering with my lyrics! 
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This is fun, Silvia
Here are my tries:
- Wise men say … check the tuning first.
- I just called to say … too much distortion.
- Can’t live if living … means life without music.
- So if you wanna love me then …carry my tube amp to my next gig.
- You’re just too good to be true … I suspect auto-tune.
- When you hold my hand … strum with me in perfect sync.
- Search your heart, search your soul … search for my lost pick.
- If you get caught between the moon and New York City … bring a travel guitar.
- You and I will be as free as birds in the trees … singing songs in different keys.
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@brianlarsen @BurnsRhythm You both know my attitude. Always ready for a good joke 
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And dear moderators:
… please, please don’t… 
! Humor is what keeps me going 
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I really didn’t expect everyone to go this snarky! My initial answers started getting a little too naughty so I erased and didn’t post. These are a lot of fun to read.
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Sorry Sylvia, clearly no Valentine’s Day romantics on this forum! I can only apologise on behalf of my forum buddies for not treating your original post with the seriousness it deserves. 
Please don’t ban Brian for a fortnight, we’d be lost without him.
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You’ll not believe this but a pigeon has just done that all over my G&T!
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He never specified the gender of the poster. For all you know he might go gender neutral with his social media post commenting 
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Yeah, but you didn’t offer any serious answers yourself Gordon.
Okay, I’ll start…
No.1:
Wise men say….only fools rush in
Song is called Falling In Love With You or something like that. Can’t remember who it was though!
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And the person at the other end of the line responds “hello, is it me you’re looking for”
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Are you sure?
That’s Lionel Ritchie.
I just called to say…. I love you - Stevie Wonder.
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Aaaagggghhhh no James. Let’s not start that here!
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Two points for David! 
You’re a gentleman Gordon! 
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You’re all making it so much fun
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Finally my turn, you see my most true, romantic self, promised. 
I’m not sure why this happened, I have just eaten. My love for food is endless.
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you re a black hole
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Hi everyone!!!
Fun thread Sylvia!!! 
My guitar/music answers…
- Wise men say - can’t have too many guitars!
- just called to say - band practice is at 9:00! Be on time for a change!!!
- Can’t live if living - means I have to switch from guitar to sousaphone!
- So if you wanna love me - buy me a 500 watt amp with an
volume control!!! - You’re just good to be true - my new Deusenberg Starplayer Phonic… that I found for $250!!!
- When you hold my hand - I can’t strum… let go dang it!!!
- Search your heart, search your soul - search your wallet… gotta buy a new distortion pedal!!!
- If you get caught between the Moon and New York City - you’re jammin’ on the observation deck of the Empire State Building!
- You and I will be as free as the birds up in the trees, oh - baby, to solo up & down the fretboard because we’ve followed all Justin’s lessons!
- For the things you do, endear you to me - when I hear the sweet music you play!!!
I know, I know… pretty awful!!! 
Sorry!!!
Tod
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Beenie???
With all that food talk… I’m wondering if Vincent is going to have a new sibling!!! 
Cravings, maybe???
I’m hoping for a girl this time!!!
Tod
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Deborah! I just like to eat (a lot^^)
I’m sorry to disappoint you, Tod. I really just love food. 
No sibling plans for little Vincent, too.
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