I’m glad some of you Britons can play the guitar much better than you play cricket. 
As a guitar playin’ , sport lovin’ Aussie, there’s a certain satisfaction in poundin’ the Poms into the dirt - even though your current crop of players seem like such nice chaps.
I suppose we should thank you once again for sending us down to this wonderful land in the first place 
Cheers ( for us Aussies)
Oi Oi Oi!
I was hoping for at least something resembling a game in the 3rd test. Especially after how well England bowled on day 2.
Hey Tony,
Yep, so was I mate.
No sustain though, just no sustain😄
Excellent, that made me laugh
I think the England team must have wasted all their practice time looking for Smithy’s hardware store.
It has been a bit of a poor show, I have to say.
It will be interesting to see if Joe Root manages to hang on to the captaincy.
I’m proud not to be a lover of cricket but there again I’m English ! 
Before retirement I worked for a multinational on a team with plenty of Indians and a few Englishmen, so cricket banter was always happening.