Just a couple of Music related funnies!

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I will pm you the offending items!

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The answer is 42 - Didn’t you know that is the answer to everything? :grin:

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@DarrellW
That might be true in the “Hitchhikers Guide” but when I just looked through it I am not sure it fully understood GAS.

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Guitar Players Anonymous ??

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BTW anyone who looked at the thumbnail and decided 22 minutes was too long a video to watch, it’s the name of the channel. The video is under three minutes.

Also, it’s funny. :laughing:

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Good point on the length. I guess I’m too familiar with 22minutes to think of it as anything but the name

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Loved it! :slight_smile: Thanks Glen! (and Constance to point to the “under 22 minutes long”) :slight_smile:

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Noooo……. It applies to guitars too…. Ask my wife……. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Well I never, I’ve heard about starting as young as possible but………

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:joy: This reminds me of the times, when we joked around, that our son will be born with a pair of skis on his feet :blush:.

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I’m sure many women like feel that giving birth :rofl:

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Hi, hi :rofl:. We could convince him to put on the skis only after birth :wink:.

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Two Artists that I think highly of - couldn’t resist the temptation :rofl:

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Funny song by Plastic Jeezus: E for Effort :grinning_face:
(F for execution? :thinking: :rofl:)

Lyrics

Every bike is a folding bike
You’ve just got to be prepared to put the effort in
And every door is a sliding door
You’ve just got to be prepared to put the effort in
But not every boat
Is a gravy boat
(The buoyancy of Bisto)

Every mower is a ride-on mower
You’ve just got to be prepared to put the effort in
And every zoo is a petting zoo
You’ve just got to be prepared to put the effort in
But not every Burger King
Is a drive-through
(Flame-grilled carburettor)

And it seems to me
I’m probably not welcome there again
I made a hell of a mess
And the manageress
Said I should hang my head in shame

Every fish is a flying fish
You’ve just got to be prepared to put the effort in
And every bag is a sleeping bag
You’ve just got to be prepared to put the effort in
But not every bank
Is a sperm bank
(He’s fathered many children)

And it seems to me
I’m probably not welcome there again
I made a hell of a mess
And the manageress
Said I should hang my head in shame

Every glass is a shot glass
You’ve just got to be prepared to put the effort in
And every computer is a laptop computer
You’ve just got to be prepared to put the effort in
But not every gun
Is a tattoo gun
(It still looks like your mother)

And it seems to me
I’m probably not welcome there again
I made a hell of a mess
And the manageress
Said I should hang my head in shame

And not every song
Has a satisfactory ending

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