But is that good ill or bad ill? Like âsick,â it can mean either.
Thatâs for Doctor to find out.
C, E-flat, and G go into a bar.
The bartender says, âSorry, but we donât serve minors.â
So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them.
After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat.
F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, âExcuse me; Iâll just be a second.â
Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, âGet out! Youâre the seventh minor Iâve found in this bar tonight.â
E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes.
The bartender says, âYouâre looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development.â
Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that heâs under a rest.
C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
E flat and B flat arenât minor and A isnât the relative minor to C
Okay, good pickup.
But I think the rest of the story is true 
Brian I understood exactly nothingâŚwhich indeed is making me laugh 
Not surprised at all, as most of it based on âdouble-meaningsâ.
Youâd need a good knowledge of English and music theory (or be Dutch 
) to make any sense of it 
I lack both 
Not so elaborate, but equally hilarious joke from my 10 year old daughter.
How do you put your guitar to sleep?
You rock and roll it. 
lol, why is your daughter teaching you âdad jokesâ? Maybe your repertiore is all in playing songs?
I think that sentence could have been suspended 2 or 4 years.
Hahah, I have a substantial repertoar of dad jokes. It is just that she sometimes comes up with one on her own. Proud dad moment.
