This was (almost 
) good enough for its own thread 
I should share something…
A, C and E walk into Justin’s barre.
Barman says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors”. So C leaves, and A and E have an open 5th between them. After a few drinks, E is flat and feeling diminished.
B comes in and heads straight for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me, I’ll just be a second.
D wanders in trying to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough and is instead suspended.
C comes back later the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, “You’re looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this is a major development.”
The bartender then notices G hiding at the end of the bar and says, “Get out! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.”
Eventually, C sobers up and realizes in horror that he is under a rest and lost his key.
C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
Maybe some of you theory nerds will get it!
Very clever…
Moderators, could someone please politely let this newbie know that double-posting is frowned upon? 
(signed: Nerd & Geek!)
Is B still in the bathroom?
That makes me proud to be Scottish!