The List of Threatening Experiences

Concept albums can be tricky to pull off, but long before I picked up the guitar I thought this would be a superb title for an album (or indeed a book) :smiley:
Itā€™s the title of a questionnaire used in psychiatry to assess peopleā€™s risk of experiencing long-term threat based on 12 life event categories.
One song (or chapter) for each question/category.
They are, of course, all depressing, which makes for the best kind of music


Any takers?
@Digger72 ? :wink:

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Iā€™m so glad youā€™re not asking us to tick boxes that apply to our own lives :scream:
So I have to start writing down songs that are stuck in my head :grin:

Greetingsā€¦

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Basically any country music song would tick most of those categories. :joy:

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Not at all, I was just sharing thoughts out loud :laughing:
You never know where such musings end upā€¦
Now that you mention it though, it could be an interesting form of community collaboration where folk volunteer to do one of the songs (either original or a cover) and slap it up in an avoyp thread.
Too much on my plate at the moment, but who knows? :thinking:

You, my friend, are an enigmatic concept album yourself :rofl:

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Sounds like a weirdly fascinating idea @brianlarsen

Such project needs an overall theme song, which I humbly submit.

Todos mis amigos estƔn tristes (All my friends are sad)

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Well my latest original is about death :roll_eyes: but in a positive sad manner :wink: I look forward to hearing @sairfingers country song about problems with the police and a court appearance that sounds interesting.

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I was wondering about this infamous @brianlarsen I keep seeing mentioned. Now I knowā€¦ :laughing:

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@roger_holland I had to read that list again more carefully as was beginning to get worrid about Brian as I read item 3 as death of a partner by first degree murder and by item 11 I though oh my heā€™s been caught.

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Well James,
You should be able to get a little more creative out of that list :blush:
:wink:

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Steve Goodman wrote a song that covers most of the question in one verse
Last verse of You never even call me by my name

I was drunk the day my mama got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in the pickup truck
She got ran over by a damned old train.

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Ticking every blues box there isnā€™t it?!
:slight_smile:

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I should try my hand at songwriting then; thereā€™s only 2 of those that I havenā€™t experienced at some point in my life! :scream:

Oh dear

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I have too many plates spinning at the moment and imminent family invasion for best part of five weeks but my mind is a whirl of possible lyrics.

A quick scan of the 12 items threw up a couple of dubious working titles but you can make your own assessment of which six should be assigned to the two projects.

OBTW PGA not PC or subtle

So first ā€œThe Tumour Made Me Do Itā€ in the style of good old Rory.

And secondly, ā€œDWP Shootoutā€ in the style of Spruce Beerstain.

Or just a simple 12BB with oh so dark lyrics are pinging forth and a definite guideline challenger that would bypass the JGC and go straight to the toob if ever developed :imp:

Interesting topic. Are you still on the meds ? :rofl:

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Well James, one that springs immediately to mind is Folsom Prison Blues. The guy must have been arrested by the police, gone to court and then sent to prison. :smiley:

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If your band was called ā€œThe List of Theatening Experiencesā€, then if you went on tour youā€™d have ā€œThe List of The List of Theatening Experiences Appearancesā€.

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:joy: lol!

Are we making a forum album? :slight_smile:

Sure weā€™ve already done songs on some of those subjects, but always up for a bit of doom and gloom. :slight_smile:

Or something angry maybeā€¦

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Not yet, but who knows what the future holdsā€¦ :thinking:

Haha, now why do you think you were tagged, Stephen? :rofl: