Yesterday a weird Dutchman challenged a couple of gloomy Scandinavians to cover this silly song.
Quote: âI thought rightâŠwell then, Brian can just go crazy on the lyrics and with this cheerful tune just turn it into a jet-black gloomy death tuneâŠâ
Your wish is my command
Welcome to this game of cards. I call it life
My daddy was a dealer, like his pretty wife
They shuffled all their chromosomes in pairs of 23
I got her looks, his brains- I play them carefully
Environmental influences all around,
Kings and queens and jokers galore
The deck is stacked with crap; I end up underground.
Oh, lady luck, you can be a heartless whore.
Oh my God, how did I even think that I could do differently?
Am I dead or alive, just like that cat?
Schrödinger set me free!
Dividing time by the sun and moon and hands
I can only tell the future from the past.
Einstein declared God donât throw no dice
No time, no space behaves randomly
No free will at all- Hey, man I got no choice.
I believe in laws of physicality
Oh my God, how did I even think that I could do differently?
Am I dead or alive, just like that cat?
Schrödinger set me free!