Belated 50th birthday greetings to our virtual friend @roger_holland, who slipped this announcement into the old dogs thread.
Surely this shrinking violet deserves one of his own? 
I briefly considered asking The Burning Hell to do a musical greeting for him (I get a kick out of supporting small bands), but thought that’ll be way too late and I’d prefer it personalised, so I might as well do it myself 
So here you go, based on What Do You Get For The Man Who Has Nothing?
Ain’t got no purebred stallion, ain’t got no swimming pool
No air-conditioned Cadillac to keep our Roger cool
He rolls along real slow, no motor on his chair
Ain’t got no will nor testament for falling down the stairs
And so, on his birthday, his friends say to me-
What do you get for the man who needs nothing?
What do you get for the man who’s seen it all?
Maybe a song, not too long, about be longing
For the man who got up after the fall
He surfs waves of online guitar stores deep into the night
He hangs around the forums sayin’ nothing’s black or white
He talks in strange emoticons, double Dutch just won’t translate
Half a century on the poor man’s plate
And so, on his birthday, his friends say to me-
What do you get for the man who needs nothing?
What do you get for the man who’s seen it all?
Maybe a song not too long about be longing
For the man who got up after the fall
What do you get for the man who needs nothing?
What do you get for the man who’s seen it all?
Now for a man who’s stuck in a wheelchair
Never seen a man walk so tall
) time and I felt quite a lot of emotions when I read the text. Thank you very much. 
just over an hour ago I was watching again on The Burning Hell site after a few months to see if certain items are now for sale again (but unfortunately)
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